nohetero:

Purchase here

nocoffeeplease:

The Aikiu - Pieces of Gold

fukkkres:

dick too big too be dis skressed

anotherawkwardweirdchick:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD I CAN’T BREATHE LOL SERIOUSLY HELP

tomahok:

loganjack:

we thought the channel called “spice” on satellite radio was like an all Spice Girls channel but it’s a very different kind of spice

oh my god

responds:

I AM SCREAMIN AND LAUGHINF SO HARDF RIGHJT NOW HLEP

ejacutastic:

this is supposed to be hot but it looks like a man with a butt head who’s extremely dissatisfied with his life

badcgijosh:

And another thing, why do women in porn always either sound like they’ve sprung a leak or like they’re doing a Lumpy Space Princess impression

wouldn’t the period have fallen on his face if he looked down there so his face should be red

also ew he’s her brother

stripecastle replied to your post: Someone on my dash was talking about Zayn Malik…

i saw the supposed nudes too and i lol’d

ahollywoodstar replied to your post: Someone on my dash was talking about Zayn Malik…

tiny peen?

not tiny but small and weird shaped

and I laughed too

Porn has ruined my perception of penises

ahollywoodstar replied to your post: Sometimes I look up things that are probably weird…

omg how much semen is bad for digestion. I WANT TO KNOW NOW TELL ME

There isn’t a specified limit. They just say too much or unhealthy semen. Like if you blow your bf that’s fine, but if you blow an entire hockey team you probably have a problem.

I also learned it was a myth that sperm is not digestible and that it actually is and it’s safe. In case anyone is interested.