thefrogman:

I just can’t get him to wink.  

heyitspj:

heyitspj:

WHAT DOES A SEME PLAY BEST

A UKELELE

evanpeters-butt:

evanpeters-butt:

what did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when he asked about the weather?

It looks like reindeer.

dinojay:

spook-the-ass:

this makes me uncomfortable.

I never realized before how much the US looks like a whale?? 

badkidsjokes:

Your mum is so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX Live

“chief swan, there’s something u need 2 see”

browniehooves:

I CAN’T

STOP LAUGHING

AT ANGEL BITES

THEY LOOK LIKE FACES

chloemorets:

i was telling a joke i made up the other day 

what alcoholic beverage do gay males drink

penis coladas

and i started laughing to myself but my friend just looked me dead in the eyes and said cocktails

h0odrich:

son, i think its time we had a talk about the birds and the beez in the trap

toocooltobehipster:

ratarded:

how do people live without missing e?

they just liv